BBC Lyrics Write by Mike Myers

Missus,
Will ya
Make me tea?
Make love to me?
Put on the teley?
To the BBC!
To the BBC,
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

BBC 1!
BBC 2!
BBC 3!
BBC 4!
BBC 5!
BBC 6!
BBC 7!
BBC heaven!

[repeat 2 more times]

BBC, peace!

Daddy Daddy wasn't there to change my underwear
It seems he doesn't care
Daddy wasn't there

When I was first baptized
When I was criticized
When I was ostracized
When I was Jazzercized
Steak and kidney pies
When I was modernized
When I was circumcised
Daddy wasn't there

When I was first baptized
When I was criticized
When I was ostracized
When I was Jazzercized
Steak and kidney pies
When I was modernized
When I was circumcised
Daddy wasn't there to take me to the fair
To change my underwear
Daddy wasn't there

Daddy wasn't there peace

If you got a Daddy issue, here's a Daddy tissue

D to the A to the D-D-Y
D to the A to the D-D-Y
They say it’s just a fact, but I’ve a dead beat dad
D to the A to the D-D-Y
D to the A to the D-D-Y
I’d sit in my room and cry and I ask myself the reason why
Daddy, Daddy
D-A-D-D-Y, peace

Hard Knock Life Lyrics by Robin Ruzan & Mike Myers

It's a hard knock life for us
It's a hard knock (yea) life for us
Steada treated we get tricked
Steada Free says we get kicked
Its a hard knock life

I dont know how to be no crib on MTV.
God only knows. Got my Mini-me in the GP see how it goes.

Evil's all that I see... you ask me my name? D to the Rizzo, E to the Vizzo, I to the Lizzo, I'm a crazy (its a hard knock
life) mother (beep) y'all knew that.

Austin caught me in the first act that's all backwords, whats with that?
So I'll make a prophesy from the dogs to the mini me.
Gimme an escalade, 2 way bling-bling on Ebay. Domino, mother (beep)

Its a hard knock life (yea) for us
Its a hard knock life
(stick that in your pipe and smoke it)for us.
Steada treated (uh huh) we get tricked
(this is for all my homies in Bruges)
Steada kisses we get kicked

It's a hard knock life (uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh) for us
Its a hard knock life for us
Steada treated
(ah, crystal, my moto, a couple of behotches, why not?)
we get tricked
Steada Free says we get kicked
Its a hard knock life

I gotta busta move, droppin busta groove feeling fine.
Got an evil crew, Goldmember too. Lick my nine.
Till then, I'll (beep) on my (beep) grand up the (beep) ill call and I'll splooge in your (beep) thats all!
Fizzle my nizzle y'all.
(its a hard knock life)

This is a shout out to HOVA,
God MC...
You all know him, Thats Jay-Z!!
I met him!!
Well I saw him a restaurant once...
It's a hard knock life!

Stick that in your (beep)ing blunt and smoke it!
Yeah, I said Blunt!

Just the 2 of us (repeat 2x)

yeahhhhhh ahum ahum ahum

verse 1
From the moment I heard Frau
Said I had a clone
I knew that I'd be safe
Cuz I'd never be alone
An evil dr. shoudlnt speak aloud bout his feelings
My hurt and my pain don't make me too appealing

I'd hope Scott
Would look up to me,
Run the buisness of the family
Had an evil empire,
Just like his dear old dad
Give him my love and the things he never had

Scott would think
I was a good guy
returned the love I have
make me wanna cry
Be evil, but had my feelings too
Chaged my life with Opra and Mya Angelou
But Scott rejected me
Say La vea
life is cruel,treat you unfairly
Even so, a God there must be
Miny Me, you complete me.

Just the two of us (repeat 10x)
uh-huh
yeah
just me and you
gettin jiggy with it
yeah ahum
quite pleasent really
YOU AND I
daddy loves you
daddy loves you
you and I

[Chorus]
It's Wayne's World, it's Wayne's World
It's party time, it's excellent
It's Wayne's World, it's Waynes World
It's party time, it's excellent

Chicks go mental when we go down the street
It's Wayne and Garh when they want to meet
Yeah, we're in the basement playin' with our toys
And if you do not like it, you're a spinchter boy

[Chorus]

"Goodnight party on Aurora rocks, Aurora rocks"
"Thank you, good night, god bless you
And don't forget to wear a rubber"
"Aurora rocks, Aurora rocks, goodnight, pary on"