The X-Files Mets Dr Evil::By Kelly Russell::

You all know how Austin Powers and Dr. Evil did not get a long, finely they teamed up with special agents molder and Scully of the FBI.

The FBI building ig
Molder’s Office 3:42 p.m.

Molder and Scully were talking about past assignments when the phone rings,

Molder: Hello! Molder Speaking.
Beazle: Hello! Is this Fox Molder?
Molder: Yes! Can I help you?
Beazle: Yes! My name is Beazle from
British Intelligent.
We need your help!
Molder: OK! How?
Beazle: The Queen’s Jewels are gone!!
You can help?
Molder: Yes! Can my partner come?
Beazle: Sure! You and your partner will be
with Austin Powers. Our British
agent. He can help You both. Bye!!
Scully: Who was that Molder?
Molder: Beazle from British Intelligent.
The Queen Jewel’s are gone.
And they need our help!
Scully: Oh! OK Molder!
Molder: Oh! Scully We will be working with
Austin Powers The best Spy in Britain.
Scully: Gross! Molder he is so sick. Have You
look at his teeth (GROSS)

Molder: Hey Scully!( Molder look at Scully
with sticking out his teeth)Yeah Baby Yeah!
Scully: Shot up!

At Austin Powers Shag Pad
In London

Austin: Felicity I have to help the Queen.
Her jewel’s are gone. OK Baby!!!
Felicity: Please don’t go Austin!! I love You.
Austin: But I have to go or I will not be
Knighted, and You means to me.
Felicity: I understand and I love you Austin Powers.

Austin: And I You Felicity Shagwell!

Meanwhile Dr. Evil was planing to take over the world with the Queen’s jewels and hold the Jewels for ransom or so he thought.

Dr. Evil secret layer
an old abandoned building .

6:45pm

Dr. Evil: You all know that Austin Powers is friends with the royal family. Well I will make him come a find the jewels, then I will kill him.
(he laughs)

Scott Evil: You know that you’ve take two time
to kill him, but You are to dum to
know it,
Dr. Evil: What do you mean Scott?
Scott Evil: I mean That…
Dr. Evil: That is it I’ve had it
Scott: but I…
Dr. Evil: Zip it
Scott: You know…
Dr. Evil: I said zip it Now! I mean it or
grounded.
Scott: I am out of here,(Scott walks out the door)
Dr. Evil: Okay let go on. Number two what do
you think?
Number two: I think it is okay, but you
should be friend Austin Powers, then when he is not looking kill him.
Dr. Evil: So you think my idea was not good?
Number two: I think your was great, but we
need a little more to reel him in.

Meanwhile at London airport, Scully
and Molder got off the plane and
Austin powers was waiting to meet them.

Scully: Molder I do not like this, look at him.
Molder: Scully grow up!
Scully: I am! Molder!

They approach Austin at his Jaguar.
Molder open his Wallet and show his
badge.

Molder: Hello! I am agent Fox Molder, and this is
Agent Dana Scully of the FBI and you must
be Austin Powers.
Austin: Yes I am! thank you for coming lets get
started shell we.
Scully: were are we going Mr. Powers.
Austin: To talk to the queen Baby.
Scully: Mr. Powers…
Austin: Yes baby
Scully: Don’t call me baby. My name is Scully.
Austin: okay baby, oops! Scully.
Molder: Were do you think Dr. Evil was taken the
Jewels.
Austin: Well I don’t know, that is why I ask for you.